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“This one guy overused the word ‘stable.’ He would throw it into practically every sentence. It was bizarre. Examples:”
“Morning: Hey, good morning. I hope everything is stable with you. I had an okay commute. Things are stable here at work. I can’t wait to get out of work and get back to the gym. After being sick all weekend, I’m finally feeling stable enough to work out. Talk to you later.
Noon: Hey. I tried calling you on my lunch break. Hope things are stable over there. Talk to you later.
Night: I hope things are stable at home and you can get a good night’s sleep. Talk to you tomorrow.”
—CurbYourSneakAttack