“I had a coworker your age who one day bragged about being basically blind without glasses and how she’d drive drunk on the weekends. She never wore glasses or contacts.
In shock, I blurted out, ‘Jesus you’re gonna kill someone doing that.’ Her only response was. ‘Well I haven’t so far,’ before she turned her back to me. Somehow, I was the one in the wrong, though, and got some shitty looks from the others working with us.”