“Oh no no no, I thought it was next Friday!”
He’s trying, okay? He’s got a kid, a criminal record, and one functional AirPod. Rent is due, and Scott’s still Venmoing someone from his burner phone.
Vibe: Adorably broke single dad energy.
Strength: Will do odd jobs to cover his half.
Downside: May shrink and hide during landlord visits.