9.
“I’ve had lots of mishaps, but this is one I can remember off the top of my head.”
“My colleagues wanted to order lunch from a pretty pricey sushi place that had just opened a new location right down the street. I’m normally pretty cheap, but I decided to splurge because it was a new place and I hadn’t ordered lunch in a while. I volunteered to call the order in and pick it up because I was in a good mood. I proceeded to place like a $240 order. They said 45 minutes to pick up, and I said okay.
I head over in 45 minutes, and there is no order ready. The lady at the front desk was confused and said they did not have an order under my name. I busted out my phone to show them my call log to prove what time I called. I show her the call. She informs me that I’m a fucking idiot who placed the order at one of their other locations, like an hour and a half away. So I pay out of pocket to re-order the full $240 worth of orders for everyone so they wouldn’t kill me.
Guess who spent several hours that evening picking up $240 worth of cold ass sushi and serving it to my family for dinner for several days? This fucking idiot, that’s who.”